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Artifact — Contraption | CMC: 0
Whenever you crank Mandatory Friendship Shackles, target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Whenever you crank Mandatory Friendship Shackles, target creature gets -1/-1 until end of turn.
Creature - Goblin Rogue | CMC: 3
| Mana Cost: 
| Power: 2 | Toughness: 2
First strike
At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal a card from your hand at random.
SECRET AGENTPD042198LICENSE TO BE KILLED
First strike
At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal a card from your hand at random.
Creature — Goblin Warrior | CMC: 4
| Mana Cost: 
| Power: 2 | Toughness: 2
Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on Goblin S.W.A.T. Team unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate this ability only once each turn.
They refer to their methods as "special S.W.A.T. tactics," and no one has lived to correct them.
Say "Goblin S.W.A.T. Team": Put a +1/+1 counter on Goblin S.W.A.T. Team unless an opponent swats the table within five seconds. Activate this ability only once each turn.
Artifact | CMC: 3
| Mana Cost:
: Roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or lower, target player adds 
. Otherwise, that player adds one mana of any color they choose.
"When it comes down to it, science is more art than science."
: Roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or lower, target player adds . Otherwise, that player adds one mana of any color they choose.
Creature - Goblin Mime | CMC: 2
| Mana Cost: 
| Power: 2 | Toughness: 2
When you speak, sacrifice Goblin Mime.
Pretending to be inside an invisible box was easy enough for Brug. It was finding the invisible door that caused him problems.
When you speak, sacrifice Goblin Mime.
Artifact — Equipment | CMC: 2
| Mana Cost:
Equipped creature has "
}: This creature deals 1 damage to target player. Roll a six-sided die. On a 5 or higher, untap it."
Equip 
}
"Time for you to meet the brains of this operation!"—The Big Idea
Equipped creature has "}: This creature deals 1 damage to target player. Roll a six-sided die. On a 5 or higher, untap it."
Equip }
Creature - Beast | CMC: 5
| Mana Cost:
| Power: 5 | Toughness: 5
As Gluetius Maximus comes into play, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.)
When the chosen finger isn't touching Gluetius Maximus, sacrifice Gluetius Maximus.
As Gluetius Maximus comes into play, an opponent chooses one of your fingers. (Thumbs are fingers, too.)
When the chosen finger isn't touching Gluetius Maximus, sacrifice Gluetius Maximus.
Legendary Artifact | CMC: 1000000
| Mana Cost: 
You choose all targets for all spells and abilities.
Help us . . . R&D under mental domination of alien brain in jar . . . only chance . . . Gleemax's blatant disregard for flavor text . . . send help!
You choose all targets for all spells and abilities.
Artifact Host Creature — Hound | CMC: 5
| Mana Cost: 
| Power: 3 | Toughness: 3
When this creature enters the battlefield, return target host card or card with augment from your graveyard to your hand.
When this creature enters the battlefield, return target host card or card with augment from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature - Human Bureaucrat | CMC: 2
| Mana Cost:
| Power: 2 | Toughness: 2
Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of text in its text box.)
The pen is mightier than the sword.
Protection from wordy (Something is wordy if it has four or more lines of text in its text box.)
Legendary Artifact | CMC: 2
| Mana Cost:
If you would roll a die, instead roll two of those dice and ignore one of those results.
Krark was the kind of goblin who'd lose his thumb in a wager and come right back with "Double or nothing!"
If you would roll a die, instead roll two of those dice and ignore one of those results.
Artifact Creature — Cyborg Knight | CMC: 3
| Mana Cost:
| Power: * | Toughness: *
Vigilance
Knight of the Widget's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Order of the Widget watermarks among permanents you control.
His armor is lightweight titanium alloy, but his will is iron.
Vigilance
Knight of the Widget's power and toughness are each equal to the number of Order of the Widget watermarks among permanents you control.
Legendary Creature — Elephant Rogue | CMC: 4
| Mana Cost:
| Power: 2 | Toughness: 3
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no question. If you do, that player answers the question truthfully and abides by that answer if able until end of turn.
Don't cross him or you'll end up sleeping with the merfolk.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may ask target player a yes-or-no question. If you do, that player answers the question truthfully and abides by that answer if able until end of turn.
Creature - Human Hero | CMC: 3
| Mana Cost:
| Power: 1 | Toughness: 1.5
, : Return target card with a ½ on it from your graveyard to your hand.
Bitten by radioactive beebles in a freak algebra accident, young Ricky Robertson discovered he'd gained the ability to harness the awesome power of fractions
, : Return target card with a ½ on it from your graveyard to your hand.
Enchantment | CMC: 1
| Mana Cost:
As Form of the Squirrel comes into play, put a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token into play. You lose the game when it leaves play.
Creatures can't attack you.
You can't be the target of spells or abilities.
You can't play spells.
As Form of the Squirrel comes into play, put a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token into play. You lose the game when it leaves play.
Creatures can't attack you.
You can't be the target of spells or abilities.
You can't play spells.
Artifact Creature — Cyborg Artificer | CMC: 2
| Mana Cost:
| Power: 1 | Toughness: 3
Spells you cast that refer to artifacts or Contraptions in their rules text cost less to cast.
"What's wrong, dear? Nothing a 44-to-22 bronze spur gear and reducer pairing couldn't fix, I bet."
Spells you cast that refer to artifacts or Contraptions in their rules text cost less to cast.
Instant | CMC: 2
| Mana Cost:
Just Desserts deals π damage to target creature. (π is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. (It's a smidgen more than 3.))
"It's time to put the ‘die' in ‘diameter!'"—Flaky the Irrational
Just Desserts deals π damage to target creature. (π is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. (It's a smidgen more than 3.))
Creature — Goblin Rigger | CMC: 4
| Mana Cost:
| Power: 3 | Toughness: 3
When Joyride Rigger enters the battlefield, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
chitty-chitty-BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG BANG!
When Joyride Rigger enters the battlefield, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Enchantment | CMC: 2
| Mana Cost:
The attacking or blocking creature with the lowest collector number has first strike. If two or more creatures are tied, they all have first strike.
The Yotian soldiers hoped that one day R&D would make an artifact creature whose name starts with Z. And in their dreams, it's a 4/1.
The attacking or blocking creature with the lowest collector number has first strike. If two or more creatures are tied, they all have first strike.
Creature - Donkey Shaman | CMC: 5
| Mana Cost: 
| Power: 2 | Toughness: 3.5
Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Food is in your mouth and you're chewing, licking, sucking, or swallowing it.)
Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, don't eat the delicious cards.
Fat Ass gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Food is in your mouth and you're chewing, licking, sucking, or swallowing it.)
Artifact Creature — Cyborg Knight | CMC: 2
| Mana Cost:
| Power: 1 | Toughness: 1
Whenever another artifact enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Jackknight. If that artifact is a Contraption, Jackknight gains lifelink until end of turn.
"My sword is at your service, as are my scissors, corkscrew, and bottle opener."
Whenever another artifact enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Jackknight. If that artifact is a Contraption, Jackknight gains lifelink until end of turn.
Creature - Human Horror | CMC: 3
| Mana Cost:
| Power: 2 | Toughness: 2
: Fascist Art Director gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn..
Dear Mr. and Mrs. Cranford,After careful analysis of Jeremy's vocational testing, I feel that he is best suited for a career in either torture or art direction.
: Fascist Art Director gains protection from the artist of your choice until end of turn..
Creature — Elemental Horror | CMC: 6
| Mana Cost:
| Power: 5 | Toughness: 4
When It That Gets Left Hanging enters the battlefield, ask a person outside the game to high-five you. If he or she won't, It That Gets Left Hanging gains haste until end of turn.
"Give me . . . some skin."
When It That Gets Left Hanging enters the battlefield, ask a person outside the game to high-five you. If he or she won't, It That Gets Left Hanging gains haste until end of turn.
Sorcery | CMC: 2
| Mana Cost:
You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that player.
Befuddled by this new game, Argg longed for the days of Rock, Rock, Rock.
You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that player.
Creature — Brainiac | CMC: 2
| Mana Cost:
| Power: 1 | Toughness: 1
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or 4, put a +1/+1 counter on Inhumaniac. On a 5 or higher, put two +1/+1 counters on it. On a 1, remove all +1/+1 counters from Inhumaniac.
For the mind-minded mastermind.
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or 4, put a +1/+1 counter on Inhumaniac. On a 5 or higher, put two +1/+1 counters on it. On a 1, remove all +1/+1 counters from Inhumaniac.
Instant | CMC: 3
| Mana Cost:
You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature.
True, Gargox had blinded himself for life, but the glass eyes never lost.
You and target creature's controller have a staring contest. If you win, destroy that creature.
Artifact — Contraption | CMC: 0
Whenever you crank Inflation Station, target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Whenever you crank Inflation Station, target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.
Creature — Human Rogue | CMC: 3
| Mana Cost:
| Power: 0 | Toughness: 1
Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
The ogre appealed the match loss and got it downgraded to a warning.
Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
Creature - Elf Rogue | CMC: 6
| Mana Cost:
| Power: * | Toughness: *
Elvish House Party's power and toughness are each equal to the current hour, using the twelve-hour system.
The party was going strong for nearly an hour past midnight—then all of a sudden it just petered out.
Elvish House Party's power and toughness are each equal to the current hour, using the twelve-hour system.
Creature - Donkey Barbarian | CMC: 3
| Mana Cost:
| Power: 3.5 | Toughness: 2
At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether Dumb Ass attacks this turn.
Envying the intelligence of goblins is a bad place to be.
At the beginning of your upkeep, flip a coin. If you lose the flip, target opponent chooses whether Dumb Ass attacks this turn.
Artifact — Contraption
Whenever you crank Hypnotic Swirly Disc, target player puts the top X cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard, where X is the number of creatures you control.
Whenever you crank Hypnotic Swirly Disc, target player puts the top X cards of his or her library into his or her graveyard, where X is the number of creatures you control.
Enchantment | CMC: 4
| Mana Cost:
As Drawn Together comes into play, choose an artist.
Creatures by the chosen artist get +2/+2.
"My Pete Venters theme deck is nearly complete. Then I shall be unstoppable Bwahahahaaa"—Pete Venters
As Drawn Together comes into play, choose an artist.
Creatures by the chosen artist get +2/+2.
Creature — Hydra Hound | CMC: 2
| Mana Cost: 
| Power: 0 | Toughness: 0
As Hydradoodle enters the battlefield, roll X six-sided dice. Hydradoodle enters the battlefield with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the total of those results.
Reach, trample
Less housebroken than housebreaking.
As Hydradoodle enters the battlefield, roll X six-sided dice. Hydradoodle enters the battlefield with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the total of those results.
Reach, trample
Creature - Drake | CMC: 5
| Mana Cost:
| Power: 2 | Toughness: 3
Flying
When Double Header comes into play, you may return target permanent with a two-word name to its owner's hand.
Players that don't read flavor text aren't too bright, sorta smell, and dress funny. But let's just keep this between us, okay? They can get kind of violent.
Flying
When Double Header comes into play, you may return target permanent with a two-word name to its owner's hand.
Creature — Bird | Power: +2 | Toughness: +3
Flying
Whenever you attack with two or more creatures,
Augment 
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Flying
Whenever you attack with two or more creatures,
Augment }} <i>(}}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)</i>
Creature — Zombie | CMC: 3
| Mana Cost:
| Power: 2 | Toughness: 1
Hoisted Hireling has flying as long as it's being held above the battlefield.
Zarv no longer trusted the kitten posters telling him to "hang in there."
Hoisted Hireling has flying as long as it's being held above the battlefield.
Enchant Creature | CMC: 6
| Mana Cost:
Curse of the Fire Penquin consumes and confuses enchanted creature.
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Creature Penguin
Trample
When this creature is put into a graveyard from play, return Curse of the Fire Penguin from your graveyard to play.
6/5
Curse of the Fire Penquin consumes and confuses enchanted creature.
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Creature Penguin
Trample
When this creature is put into a graveyard from play, return Curse of the Fire Penguin from your graveyard to play.
6/5
Artifact — Contraption | CMC: 0
Whenever you crank Head Banger, target creature must be blocked this turn if able.
Whenever you crank Head Banger, target creature must be blocked this turn if able.
Creature — Beast | CMC: 4
| Mana Cost:
| Power: 3 | Toughness: 3
Gotcha — If an opponent says "creature" or "guy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand.
There once was a player named Quinn, . . .
Gotcha — If an opponent says "creature" or "guy," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Creature Guy from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature - Human Gamer | CMC: 5
| Mana Cost:
| Power: 2 | Toughness: 5
, Give an opponent a nonland card you own from outside the game: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you or Collector Protector this turn.
"Here—have a Mudhole."
, Give an opponent a nonland card you own from outside the game: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you or Collector Protector this turn.