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Creature - Basilisk | CMC: 5
| Mana Cost: 
| Power: 2.5 | Toughness: 5
Whenever Stone-Cold Basilisk blocks or becomes blocked by a creature with fewer letters in its name, destroy that creature at end of combat. (Punctuation and spaces aren't letters.)
Whenever an opponent reads Stone-Cold Basilisk, that player is turned to stone until end of turn. Stoned players can't attack, block, or play spells or abilities.
Whenever Stone-Cold Basilisk blocks or becomes blocked by a creature with fewer letters in its name, destroy that creature at end of combat. (Punctuation and spaces aren't letters.)
Whenever an opponent reads Stone-Cold Basilisk, that player is turned to stone until end of turn. Stoned players can't attack, block, or play spells or abilities.
Creature - Human Soldier | CMC: 4
| Mana Cost: 
| Power: 2 | Toughness: 4
As long as you're standing, Standing Army has vigilance. (Attacking doesn't cause it to tap.)
They're the chair-men of the bored.
As long as you're standing, Standing Army has vigilance. (Attacking doesn't cause it to tap.)
Instant | CMC: 4
| Mana Cost:
Counter target spell.
Gotcha Whenever an opponent says "Spell" or "Counter," you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Spell Counter from your graveyard to your hand.
Playing Unhinged, . . .
Counter target spell.
Gotcha Whenever an opponent says "Spell" or "Counter," you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Spell Counter from your graveyard to your hand.
Creature - Donkey Wizard | CMC: 3
| Mana Cost:
| Power: 2.5 | Toughness: 1
Whenever Smart Ass attacks, name a card. Defending player may reveal his or her hand and show you that the named card isn't there. If that player doesn't, Smart Ass is unblockable this turn.
"I don't get it. Why doesn't anybody like me?"
Whenever Smart Ass attacks, name a card. Defending player may reveal his or her hand and show you that the named card isn't there. If that player doesn't, Smart Ass is unblockable this turn.
Creature — Beast | CMC: 4
| Mana Cost: 
| Power: 0 | Toughness: 0
As Six-y Beast enters the battlefield, you secretly put six or fewer +1/+1 counters on it, then an opponent guesses the number of counters. If that player guesses right, sacrifice Six-y Beast after it enters the battlefield.
Is it six?
As Six-y Beast enters the battlefield, you secretly put six or fewer +1/+1 counters on it, then an opponent guesses the number of counters. If that player guesses right, sacrifice Six-y Beast after it enters the battlefield.
Instant | CMC: 3
| Mana Cost:
You and target opponent arm-wrestle. If you win, put a 3/3 green Ape creature token into play.
His friends at the gym never knew Garanth's secret shame. For years he had tried to walk away from professional arm wrestling, but hey—free monkeys.
You and target opponent arm-wrestle. If you win, put a 3/3 green Ape creature token into play.
Creature - Treefolk | CMC: 5
| Mana Cost:
| Power: 3 | Toughness: 3
Shoe Tree comes into play with up to two shoe counters on it. Use your shoes as counters.
Shoe Tree gets +1/+1 for each shoe counter on it.
It grows several feet a year.
Shoe Tree comes into play with up to two shoe counters on it. Use your shoes as counters.
Shoe Tree gets +1/+1 for each shoe counter on it.
Instant | CMC: 3
| Mana Cost: 
Sauté deals 3½ damage to any target.
"Selecting the proper beeble is the key to a good sauté. The pinker the fur and the heartier the yelp, the more succulent the beeble will be when you pop it in your mouth."
—Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar, *The Underworld Cookbook*
Sauté deals 3½ damage to any target.
Creature - Ooze | CMC: 1
| Mana Cost:
| Power: *{^2} | Toughness: *{^2}
As S.N.O.T. comes into play, you may stick it onto another creature named S.N.O.T. in play. If you do, all those creatures form a single creature.
S.N.O.T.'s power and toughness are equal to the square of the number of S.N.O.T.s stuck together. (One is a 1/1, two are a 4/4, three are a 9/9, and four are a 16/16.)
As S.N.O.T. comes into play, you may stick it onto another creature named S.N.O.T. in play. If you do, all those creatures form a single creature.
S.N.O.T.'s power and toughness are equal to the square of the number of S.N.O.T.s stuck together. (One is a 1/1, two are a 4/4, three are a 9/9, and four are a 16/16.)
Artifact | CMC: 1
| Mana Cost:
, 
: Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
Minutes before the campus watch busted pledge week at the Alpha Beta Unlimited house . . .
, : Rod of Spanking deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap Rod of Spanking unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
Creature - Slug | CMC: 4
| Mana Cost:
| Power: 3 | Toughness: 1
Super haste (This may attack the turn before you play it. (You may put this card into play from your hand, tapped and attacking, during your declare attackers step. If you do, you lose the game at the end of your next turn unless you pay this card's mana cost during that turn.))
Super haste (This may attack the turn before you play it. (You may put this card into play from your hand, tapped and attacking, during your declare attackers step. If you do, you lose the game at the end of your next turn unless you pay this card's mana cost during that turn.))
Legendary Creature — Human Designer | CMC: 5
| Mana Cost:
| Power: 2 | Toughness: 2
You may play cards as though they were other cards of your choice with the same mana cost. You can't choose the same card twice. (Mana cost includes color.)
And yea he doth spake: "Let there be Magic."
You may play cards as though they were other cards of your choice with the same mana cost. You can't choose the same card twice. (Mana cost includes color.)
Creature - Elemental | CMC: 4
| Mana Cost:
| Power: 2 | Toughness: 5
Whenever Red-Hot Hottie deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on that creature. It has "At the end of each turn, sacrifice this creature unless you scream ‘Aaah' at the top of your lungs."
She was winning the Dominarian "Are You Hot?" competition until disaster struck during the wet T-shirt round.
Whenever Red-Hot Hottie deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on that creature. It has "At the end of each turn, sacrifice this creature unless you scream ‘Aaah' at the top of your lungs."
Sorcery | CMC: 4
| Mana Cost:
Each player sacrifices all permanents that are rare or mythic rare, then each player reveals their hand and discards all cards that are rare or mythic rare.
The only rare you'll ever need. Okay, not really.
Each player sacrifices all permanents that are rare or mythic rare, then each player reveals their hand and discards all cards that are rare or mythic rare.
Legendary Land | CMC: 0
Play cards as written. Ignore all errata.: Add 
. (This mana is still added to your mana pool.)
"Let them complain. As long as the addictive ink is working, we can do anything we want." PLAY AT YOUR OWN RISK
Play cards as written. Ignore all errata.: Add . (This mana is still added to your mana pool.)
Creature - Elemental | CMC: 4
| Mana Cost:
| Power: 3 | Toughness: 4
Flying
Are you aware that when you say something that isn't a question, the player who first points out this fact gains control of Question Elemental?
"What the . . . ?"
Flying
Are you aware that when you say something that isn't a question, the player who first points out this fact gains control of Question Elemental?
Creature - Giant | CMC: 3
| Mana Cost:
| Power: 0 | Toughness: 2
, , Sacrifice a creature: Pygmy Giant deals X damage to target creature, where X is a number in the sacrificed creature's text box.
"487. You're welcome."—Bucky, flavor text writer
, , Sacrifice a creature: Pygmy Giant deals X damage to target creature, where X is a number in the sacrificed creature's text box.
Artifact | CMC: 4
| Mana Cost:
, : Spin Pointy Finger of Doom in the middle of the table so that it rotates completely at least once, then destroy the closest permanent the finger points to.
Nails and destruction on point.
, : Spin Pointy Finger of Doom in the middle of the table so that it rotates completely at least once, then destroy the closest permanent the finger points to.
Creature - Horror | CMC: 4
| Mana Cost:
| Power: 3 | Toughness: 3
Flying, trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove the top card of your library from the game face up and balance it on your body.
When a balanced card falls or touches another balanced card, sacrifice Phyrexian Librarian.
Flying, trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, remove the top card of your library from the game face up and balance it on your body.
When a balanced card falls or touches another balanced card, sacrifice Phyrexian Librarian.
Sorcery | CMC: 3
| Mana Cost:
Choose an artist other than Rebecca Guay. Target player reveals their hand and discards all nonland cards with art by the chosen artist.
The torches and pitchforks were no match for Rebecca's fans.
Choose an artist other than Rebecca Guay. Target player reveals their hand and discards all nonland cards with art by the chosen artist.
Creature - Elemental | CMC: 3
| Mana Cost:
| Power: 2 | Toughness: 2
Art rampage 2 (Whenever this becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)
Just call it OMRSTPLRLCNSWMTCTHTALCNEE for short.
Art rampage 2 (Whenever this becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)
Creature - Orc Paratrooper | CMC: 3
| Mana Cost:
| Power: 4 | Toughness: 4
When Orcish Paratroopers comes into play, flip it from a height of at least one foot. Sacrifice Orcish Paratroopers unless it lands face up after turning over completely.
IOU one parashoot—Urk, mogg fanatic
When Orcish Paratroopers comes into play, flip it from a height of at least one foot. Sacrifice Orcish Paratroopers unless it lands face up after turning over completely.
Summon — Dinosaur | CMC: 2
| Mana Cost:
| Power: 7 | Toughness: 7
Phasing, cumulative upkeep , echo, fading 3, bands with other Dinosaurs, protection from Homarids, snow-covered plainswalk, flanking, rampage 2
"These kids today with their collector numbers and their newfangled tap symbol. Twenty Black Lotuses and twenty Plague Rats. Now that's real Magic."
Phasing, cumulative upkeep , echo, fading 3, bands with other Dinosaurs, protection from Homarids, snow-covered plainswalk, flanking, rampage 2
Instant | CMC: 3
| Mana Cost:
Return target permanent to its owner's hand.
Gotcha Whenever an opponent says a number, you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Number Crunch from your graveyard to your hand.
Can you digit?
Return target permanent to its owner's hand.
Gotcha Whenever an opponent says a number, you may say "Gotcha" If you do, return Number Crunch from your graveyard to your hand.
Enchantment | CMC: 3
| Mana Cost:
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control permanents with names that include all twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, you win the game.
The quick onyx goblin jumps over the lazy dwarf.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control permanents with names that include all twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, you win the game.
Enchantment | CMC: 3
| Mana Cost:
Skip your untap step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay X life. If you do, untap X permanents.
Pay ½ life: Remove the top card of your library from the game face down. Put that card into your hand at end of turn.
Skip your untap step.
At the beginning of your upkeep, you may pay X life. If you do, untap X permanents.
Pay ½ life: Remove the top card of your library from the game face down. Put that card into your hand at end of turn.
Artifact | CMC: 3
| Mana Cost:
, : Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and your opponent guessed wrong, draw a card.
This card is named My First Tome.
, : Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and your opponent guessed wrong, draw a card.
}: Add 
} to your mana pool.
}: Add one mana of any color to your mana pool.
Sorcery | CMC: 4
| Mana Cost:
You and target opponent have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of target creature that player controls.
Interesting tidbit: Surveys show that the card Ow has one of the most popular pieces of flavor text in the Unglued expansion.
You and target opponent have a breath-holding contest. If you win, you gain control of target creature that player controls.
Creature - Human Cleric | CMC: 3
| Mana Cost:
| Power: 3 | Toughness: 2
Whenever a creature an opponent controls is put into a graveyard from play, sacrifice Mother of Goons unless you insult that creature.
"Word to me."
Whenever a creature an opponent controls is put into a graveyard from play, sacrifice Mother of Goons unless you insult that creature.
Creature - Goblin Waiter | CMC: 1
| Mana Cost:
| Power: 1 | Toughness: 1
Sacrifice a creature or land: Add to your mana pool.
Poached Rukh EggsRockCooked RockUnicorn-on-the-CobWormfang Turtle Soup
Sacrifice a creature or land: Add to your mana pool.
Creature - Ape | CMC: 4
| Mana Cost:
| Power: 1 | Toughness: 1
As Monkey Monkey Monkey comes into play, choose a letter.
Monkey Monkey Monkey gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter.
Many matches make more madcap monkey mayhem.
As Monkey Monkey Monkey comes into play, choose a letter.
Monkey Monkey Monkey gets +1/+1 for each nonland permanent whose name begins with the chosen letter.
Creature - Human Wizard | CMC: 3
| Mana Cost:
| Power: 2 | Toughness: 2
}, Say your middle name: Moniker Mage can't be the target of spells or abilities this turn.}, Say an opponent's middle name: Moniker Mage gains flying until end of turn.
}, Say your middle name: Moniker Mage can't be the target of spells or abilities this turn.}, Say an opponent's middle name: Moniker Mage gains flying until end of turn.
Creature - Human Child | CMC: 4
| Mana Cost:
| Power: 2 | Toughness: 3
As Meddling Kids comes into play, choose a word with four or more letters.
Nonland cards with the chosen word in their text box can't be played.
These kids know their four-letter words.
As Meddling Kids comes into play, choose a word with four or more letters.
Nonland cards with the chosen word in their text box can't be played.
Creature - Human Knight | CMC: 3
| Mana Cost:
| Power: 2 | Toughness: 2
As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure has first strike and gets +0/+1.
As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +1/+0.
You need to be this tall to play this card.
As long as you're shorter than an opponent, Man of Measure has first strike and gets +0/+1.
As long as you're taller than an opponent, Man of Measure gets +1/+0.
Creature - Human Gamer | CMC: 2
| Mana Cost:
| Power: 1 | Toughness: 2
: Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of + with -, and vice versa, until end of turn.
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: Change the text of target spell or permanent by replacing all instances of + with -, and vice versa, until end of turn.
Creature — Zombie | Power: +2 | Toughness: +2
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}: Combine Zombified from your graveyard with target host.
}}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard:
Augment }} (}}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
}}: Combine Zombified from your graveyard with target host.}}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard:
Augment }} (}}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)
Creature — Goblin Rigger | CMC: 1
| Mana Cost:
| Power: 1 | Toughness: 1
When Wrench-Rigger enters the battlefield, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Goblin innovator, goblin corpse. Tomayto, tomahto.
When Wrench-Rigger enters the battlefield, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Sorcery | CMC: 4
| Mana Cost:
Assemble two Contraptions. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets. Then repeat this process.)
Ig and Burf discovered the technique by accident when Burf reached for his hammer and missed.
Assemble two Contraptions. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets. Then repeat this process.)
Creature — Spider Monkey Scientist | CMC: 3
| Mana Cost:
| Power: 2 | Toughness: 2
Reach
Whenever you roll a 4 or higher on a die, put a +1/+1 counter on Willing Test Subject.
}: Roll a six-sided die.
Reach
Whenever you roll a 4 or higher on a die, put a +1/+1 counter on Willing Test Subject.}: Roll a six-sided die.
Host Creature — Crocodile | CMC: 2
| Mana Cost:
| Power: 1 | Toughness: 1
When this creature enters the battlefield,
search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
When this creature enters the battlefield,
search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.
Artifact — Contraption | CMC: 0
Whenever you crank Widget Contraption, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)
Whenever you crank Widget Contraption, it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)