Creature — Clamfolk | CMC: 3 | Mana Cost: | Power: 2 | Toughness: 5

As Clam Session enters the battlefield, choose a word.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sing at least six words of a song, at least one of which is the chosen word. If you don't, sacrifice Clam Session. You can't repeat a song.

"Duke, Duke, Duke, Duke of Pearl . . . ."

As Clam Session enters the battlefield, choose a word.

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may sing at least six words of a song, at least one of which is the chosen word. If you don't, sacrifice Clam Session. You can't repeat a song.

Artifact — Contraption | CMC: 0

Whenever you crank Deadly Poison Sampler, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy target creature that player controls."

Whenever you crank Deadly Poison Sampler, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy target creature that player controls."

Creature — Bird Noble | CMC: 3 | Mana Cost: | Power: 2 | Toughness: 2

Whenever a 6 is rolled on a six-sided die, put a +1/+1 counter on each Bird. (You may roll dice only when instructed to.)

Tap an untapped Bird you control: Roll a six-sided die. (Like now.)

During the Chicken Revolution, the king managed to keep his head while the others—well, just ran around.

Whenever a 6 is rolled on a six-sided die, put a +1/+1 counter on each Bird. (You may roll dice only when instructed to.)

Tap an untapped Bird you control: Roll a six-sided die. (Like now.)

Enchantment | CMC: 3 | Mana Cost:

Cast this spell only if there are three or more players in the game.

Whenever a player casts a spell, each of that player's opponents may discard a card. If they do, counter that spell.

Cast this spell only if there are three or more players in the game.

Whenever a player casts a spell, each of that player's opponents may discard a card. If they do, counter that spell.

Sorcery | CMC: 3 | Mana Cost:

Create a 1/2 blue Bird creature token with flying named Storm Crow.

Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.)

Storm crow lonely, boon for a birder.Storm crows together, likely a murder.

Create a 1/2 blue Bird creature token with flying named Storm Crow.

Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn.)

Enchantment | CMC: 3 | Mana Cost:

As Charm School enters the battlefield, choose a color and balance Charm School on your head.

Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you by sources of the chosen color.

When Charm School falls off your head, sacrifice Charm School.

As Charm School enters the battlefield, choose a color and balance Charm School on your head.

Prevent all damage that would be dealt to you by sources of the chosen color.

When Charm School falls off your head, sacrifice Charm School.

Enchantment | CMC: 6 | Mana Cost:

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player moves a permanent they control to touch Cramped Bunker and no other permanents. If the player can't, destroy each permanent they control that isn't touching Cramped Bunker, then sacrifice it.

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, that player moves a permanent they control to touch Cramped Bunker and no other permanents. If the player can't, destroy each permanent they control that isn't touching Cramped Bunker, then sacrifice it.

Artifact | CMC: 4 | Mana Cost:

, : Tear Chaos Confetti into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the battlefield from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each permanent that a piece touches. Remove the pieces from the game.

And you thought that was just an urban legend.

, : Tear Chaos Confetti into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the battlefield from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each permanent that a piece touches. Remove the pieces from the game.

Host Creature — Octopus Rigger | CMC: 3 | Mana Cost: | Power: 1 | Toughness: 3

When this creature enters the battlefield, this creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

When this creature enters the battlefield, this creature assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Enchantment — Aura | CMC: 6 | Mana Cost:

Enchant creature

For each other card named Cardboard Carapace you have with you outside the game, enchanted creature gets +1/+1.

. . . that exciting . . . about . . .

Enchant creature

For each other card named Cardboard Carapace you have with you outside the game, enchanted creature gets +1/+1.

Artifact | CMC: 4 | Mana Cost:

, Sacrifice Contraption Cannon: It deals damage to any target equal to the number of Contraptions you control.

Common side effects include headaches, ringing in ears, and excessive smithereens. In some cases, a small hole in space-time may develop.

, Sacrifice Contraption Cannon: It deals damage to any target equal to the number of Contraptions you control.

Enchantment | CMC: 4 | Mana Cost:

Whenever any player taps a permanent, that player chooses one of their opponents. The chosen player gains control of that permanent at the beginning of the next end step.

At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player didn't tap any nonland permanents that turn, Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire deals 3 damage to that player.

Whenever any player taps a permanent, that player chooses one of their opponents. The chosen player gains control of that permanent at the beginning of the next end step.

At the beginning of each player's end step, if that player didn't tap any nonland permanents that turn, Burning Cinder Fury of Crimson Chaos Fire deals 3 damage to that player.

Enchantment | CMC: 5 | Mana Cost:

Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard's Rules of Order, at the beginning of the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The Gathering® trading card game (hereafter known as "PLAYER"), that PLAYER performs all actions in the sequence of previously added actions (hereafter known as "ACTION QUEUE"), in the order those actions were added, then adds another action to the end of the ACTION QUEUE. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions that a player can perform while sitting in a chair, without jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER.

When any PLAYER does not perform all the prescribed actions in the correct order, sacrifice Bureaucracy and said PLAYER discards their complement of cards in hand (hereafter known as "HAND").

Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard's Rules of Order, at the beginning of the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The Gathering® trading card game (hereafter known as "PLAYER"), that PLAYER performs all actions in the sequence of previously added actions (hereafter known as "ACTION QUEUE"), in the order those actions were added, then adds another action to the end of the ACTION QUEUE. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions that a player can perform while sitting in a chair, without jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER.

When any PLAYER does not perform all the prescribed actions in the correct order, sacrifice Bureaucracy and said PLAYER discards their complement of cards in hand (hereafter known as "HAND").

Host Creature — Lizard | CMC: 2 | Mana Cost: | Power: 1 | Toughness: 3

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

Artifact | CMC: 4 | Mana Cost:

Spells you cast cost less to cast.

You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice.

When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice Bronze Calendar.

Every page holds a month, every date a numeral.

Spells you cast cost less to cast.

You must speak in a voice other than your normal voice.

When you speak in your normal voice, sacrifice Bronze Calendar.

Artifact | CMC: 0 | Mana Cost:

: Tear Blacker Lotus into pieces. Add four mana of any one color. Remove the pieces from the game.

: Tear Blacker Lotus into pieces. Add four mana of any one color. Remove the pieces from the game.

Artifact Creature — Gnome Rigger | CMC: 1 | Mana Cost: | Power: 1 | Toughness: 1

Flying

}: Reassemble target Contraption you control. (Move it onto another one of your sprockets.)

"Cogs on cats / Cogs on dogs / Cogs on hats / And cogs on cogs."—Song of the Cogmentor

Flying

}: Reassemble target Contraption you control. (Move it onto another one of your sprockets.)

Creature — Human Spy | CMC: 5 | Mana Cost: | Power: 2 | Toughness: 2

When Clocknapper enters the battlefield, choose beginning phase, precombat main phase, combat phase, postcombat main phase, or ending phase. Steal that phase from target player during their next turn. (That phase occurs as though it's your turn instead.)

When Clocknapper enters the battlefield, choose beginning phase, precombat main phase, combat phase, postcombat main phase, or ending phase. Steal that phase from target player during their next turn. (That phase occurs as though it's your turn instead.)

Artifact | CMC: 4 | Mana Cost:

, : Move the CRANK counter to your Contraption deck's next sprocket and crank any number of that sprocket's Contraptions.

"Perhaps you believe, even in these final moments, that you will be saved. But doom has no snooze button, you fools!"—Baron Von Count

, : Move the CRANK counter to your Contraption deck's next sprocket and crank any number of that sprocket's Contraptions.

Artifact | CMC: 0 | Mana Cost:

, Sacrifice Ashnod's Coupon: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.

Limited time offer. Void where prohibited. Limit one per purchase. Valid only in participating duels. This coupon is nontransferable and invalid if shattered, crumbled, detonated, pillaged, or otherwise disenchanted. Cash value less than 1/20 of a cent. Offer not valid in Quebec, Rhode Island, or where prohibited by law or the DCI.

, Sacrifice Ashnod's Coupon: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.

Sorcery | CMC: 2 | Mana Cost:

Search your library for a host card or a card with augment, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.

At Crossbreed Labs, "heads or tails" has nothing to do with coins.

Search your library for a host card or a card with augment, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.

Artifact Creature — Cyborg Knight | CMC: 5 | Mana Cost: | Power: 3 | Toughness: 3

Flying

When Chivalrous Chevalier enters the battlefield, return a creature you control to its owner's hand unless you compliment an opponent.

"I treat every foe according to the highest codes of conduct. Then I kill them."

Flying

When Chivalrous Chevalier enters the battlefield, return a creature you control to its owner's hand unless you compliment an opponent.

Enchantment | CMC: 4 | Mana Cost:

Whenever you roll a 4 or higher on a die, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.

One fateful night, bright-eyed and bushy-tailed, they rose.

Whenever you roll a 4 or higher on a die, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.

Artifact Creature — Cyborg Rigger | CMC: 4 | Mana Cost: | Power: 1 | Toughness: 1

Flying

When Chipper Chopper enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice another artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on Chipper Chopper and it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Flying

When Chipper Chopper enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice another artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on Chipper Chopper and it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

instant | CMC: 4 | Mana Cost:

target creature gets -x/-x until end of turn, where x is the number of times a capital letter appears in its rules text. (ignore reminder text and flavor text.)

part basket case, all lowercase.

target creature gets -x/-x until end of turn, where x is the number of times a capital letter appears in its rules text. (ignore reminder text and flavor text.)

Enchantment | CMC: 3 | Mana Cost:

, Remove a counter from a permanent you control: Create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.

, Sacrifice an artifact: Choose any kind of counter a printed card refers to, then put one of that counter on target permanent.

There's no race like gnome.

, Remove a counter from a permanent you control: Create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.

, Sacrifice an artifact: Choose any kind of counter a printed card refers to, then put one of that counter on target permanent.

Artifact | CMC: 4 | Mana Cost:

As Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle enters the battlefield, you and an opponent each secretly choose Whack or Doodle. Then those choices are revealed. If the choices match, Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle has that ability. Otherwise, it has Buzz.

• Whack — : Target player loses 2 life.

• Doodle — : You gain 3 life.

• Buzz — , : Draw a card.

As Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle enters the battlefield, you and an opponent each secretly choose Whack or Doodle. Then those choices are revealed. If the choices match, Buzzing Whack-a-Doodle has that ability. Otherwise, it has Buzz.

• Whack — : Target player loses 2 life.

• Doodle — : You gain 3 life.

• Buzz — , : Draw a card.

Artifact — Contraption

Whenever you crank Buzz Buggy, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn.

Whenever you crank Buzz Buggy, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn.

Host Creature — Pangolin Beast | CMC: 4 | Mana Cost: | Power: 2 | Toughness: 2

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may destroy target artifact.

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may destroy target artifact.

Sorcery | CMC: 6 | Mana Cost:

Roll a six-sided die. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the result.

Skrab tried to warn his fellow goblins that the hammer was bait for a trap, but they stopped listening at "hammer."

Roll a six-sided die. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the result.

Artifact Creature — Knight | CMC: 4 | Mana Cost: | Power: 1 | Toughness: 1

Whenever you cast a silver-bordered spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Border Guardian.

Whenever you cast a black-bordered spell, Border Guardian can't be blocked this turn.

Whenever you cast a white-bordered spell, Border Guardian gains double strike until end of turn.

Whenever you cast a silver-bordered spell, put a +1/+1 counter on Border Guardian.

Whenever you cast a black-bordered spell, Border Guardian can't be blocked this turn.

Whenever you cast a white-bordered spell, Border Guardian gains double strike until end of turn.

Artifact — Contraption

Whenever you crank Boomflinger, roll two six-sided dice. Boomflinger deals damage to target player equal to the difference between those results.

Whenever you crank Boomflinger, roll two six-sided dice. Boomflinger deals damage to target player equal to the difference between those results.

Artifact Creature — Cyborg Beeble | CMC: 1 | Mana Cost: | Power: 1 | Toughness: 1

Blurry (This creature can be blocked only if defending player was wearing glasses as it was cast.)

Whenever Blurry Beeble deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Blurry (This creature can be blocked only if defending player was wearing glasses as it was cast.)

Whenever Blurry Beeble deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

Host Creature — Snake | CMC: 4 | Mana Cost: | Power: 1 | Toughness: 2

When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Target opponent loses life equal to the result.

When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Target opponent loses life equal to the result.

Sorcery | CMC: 2 | Mana Cost:

A person outside the game becomes your teammate. (Choose any number of cards in your hand, on top of your library, or on the battlefield under your control. Those cards become your teammate's hand, library, and permanents, respectively.)

A person outside the game becomes your teammate. (Choose any number of cards in your hand, on top of your library, or on the battlefield under your control. Those cards become your teammate's hand, library, and permanents, respectively.)

Sorcery | CMC: 5 | Mana Cost:

Take an extra turn after this one.

Doing something at the last minute isn't so bad when you can make that minute last.

Take an extra turn after this one.

Artifact — Contraption

Whenever you crank Bee-Bee Gun, until end of turn, target creature gains ": This creature fights another target creature."

Whenever you crank Bee-Bee Gun, until end of turn, target creature gains ": This creature fights another target creature."

Creature — Beast | CMC: 6 | Mana Cost: | Power: 6 | Toughness: 4

Trample

"A stunning example of the breed! Flawless plating, ruthlessly efficient death stroke, and an excellent drool shimmer."

Trample

Legendary Creature — Human Villain | CMC: 3 | Mana Cost: | Power: 3 | Toughness: 3

Baron Von Count enters the battlefield with a doom counter on "5."

Whenever you cast a spell with the indicated numeral in its mana cost, text box, power, or toughness, move the doom counter one numeral to the left.

When the doom counter moves from "1," destroy target player and put that doom counter on "5."

Baron Von Count enters the battlefield with a doom counter on "5."

Whenever you cast a spell with the indicated numeral in its mana cost, text box, power, or toughness, move the doom counter one numeral to the left.

When the doom counter moves from "1," destroy target player and put that doom counter on "5."

Artifact — Contraption | CMC: 0

Whenever you crank Auto-Key, until end of turn, target creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types and gains ": You gain 3 life."

Whenever you crank Auto-Key, until end of turn, target creature becomes an artifact in addition to its other types and gains ": You gain 3 life."

Enchantment | CMC: 1 | Mana Cost:

Hexproof

Whenever you roll a die, put a number of luck counters on As Luck Would Have It equal to the result. Then if there are 100 or more luck counters on As Luck Would Have It, you win the game. (Count both rolls if you reroll a die.)

Hexproof

Whenever you roll a die, put a number of luck counters on As Luck Would Have It equal to the result. Then if there are 100 or more luck counters on As Luck Would Have It, you win the game. (Count both rolls if you reroll a die.)

Artifact — Contraption | CMC: 0

Whenever you crank Arms Depot, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.

Whenever you crank Arms Depot, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.

Artifact — Contraption | CMC: 0

Whenever you crank Applied Aeronautics, until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+0, gains flying, and becomes an artifact in addition to its other types.

Whenever you crank Applied Aeronautics, until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+0, gains flying, and becomes an artifact in addition to its other types.

Enchantment — Aura | CMC: 6 | Mana Cost:

Enchant your library

Enchanted library is an artifact creature on the battlefield with power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It's still a library.

If enchanted library would leave the battlefield, exile Animate Library instead.

Sometimes the books hit back.

Enchant your library

Enchanted library is an artifact creature on the battlefield with power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It's still a library.

If enchanted library would leave the battlefield, exile Animate Library instead.

Host Artifact Creature — Angel | CMC: 8 | Mana Cost: | Power: 4 | Toughness: 4

Flying

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may destroy target nonland permanent.

Flying

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may destroy target nonland permanent.

Creature — Human | CMC: 2 | Mana Cost: | Power: 2 | Toughness: 2

Sacrifice Amateur Auteur: Destroy target enchantment.

And thus at Maze's End

the runners end their strife.

Our saving grace, that hooded kid,

is now Guildpact for life.

—*RAVNICA! The Musical*

Sacrifice Amateur Auteur: Destroy target enchantment.

Artifact Creature — Cyborg Rigger | CMC: 4 | Mana Cost: | Power: 3 | Toughness: 2

Flying

, Sacrifice another artifact: Aerial Toastmaster assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Flying

, Sacrifice another artifact: Aerial Toastmaster assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Host Creature — Cat | CMC: 1 | Mana Cost: | Power: 1 | Toughness: 1

When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.

When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.

Enchantment | CMC: 3 | Mana Cost:

, Exile a permanent you control with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark: Return a permanent card with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark from your graveyard to the battlefield.

By the fourth funeral, the mooks had gotten pretty good at them.

, Exile a permanent you control with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark: Return a permanent card with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Legendary Creature — Human Shaman | CMC: 4 | Mana Cost: | Power: 1 | Toughness: 4

Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, scry 1. If that spell's mana value is 5 or greater, create a 4/4 blue and red Elemental creature token. If that spell's mana value is 10 or greater, Zaffai, Thunder Conductor deals 10 damage to an opponent chosen at random.

Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, scry 1. If that spell's mana value is 5 or greater, create a 4/4 blue and red Elemental creature token. If that spell's mana value is 10 or greater, Zaffai, Thunder Conductor deals 10 damage to an opponent chosen at random.