Artifact | CMC: 5 | Mana Cost:

Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.

Sacrifice a creature: Add .

, Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a complete word in its name with the name of the discarded card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sacrifice a land: You gain 2 life.

Sacrifice a creature: Add .

, Discard a card: Search your library for a card that shares a complete word in its name with the name of the discarded card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Artifact | CMC: 0

During your turn, if Entirely Normal Armchair is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield.

: Return Entirely Normal Armchair to its owner's hand. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only if they see Entirely Normal Armchair.

, Sacrifice Entirely Normal Armchair: Destroy target attacking creature.

During your turn, if Entirely Normal Armchair is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield.

: Return Entirely Normal Armchair to its owner's hand. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only if they see Entirely Normal Armchair.

, Sacrifice Entirely Normal Armchair: Destroy target attacking creature.

Artifact Creature — Killbot | CMC: 2 | Mana Cost: | Power: 2 | Toughness: 1

"click . . . whirrrr . . . beep . . . click!"

Artifact | CMC: 0 | Mana Cost:

Urza's Contact Lenses enters the battlefield tapped.

Urza's Contact Lenses doesn't untap during your untap step.

As long as Urza's Contact Lenses is untapped, all players play with their hands revealed.

Clap your hands twice: You may tap or untap Urza's Contact Lenses.

Urza's Contact Lenses enters the battlefield tapped.

Urza's Contact Lenses doesn't untap during your untap step.

As long as Urza's Contact Lenses is untapped, all players play with their hands revealed.

Clap your hands twice: You may tap or untap Urza's Contact Lenses.

Legendary Creature — Human Gamer | CMC: 4 | Mana Cost: | Power: 1 | Toughness: 1

: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.

"Just wait till I get my Gigantosaurus . . . . "

: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Sorcery | CMC: 2 | Mana Cost:

The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service deals X damage to each of Y target creatures and Z target players or planeswalkers.

The number printed on the card is no longer in service. For help, go to wizards.custhelp.com or find us on Twitter @Wizards_Help.

The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service deals X damage to each of Y target creatures and Z target players or planeswalkers.

Enchantment | CMC: 6 | Mana Cost:

When you control no permanents other than The Cheese Stands Alone and have no cards in hand, you win the game.

The meat, on the other hand, has frequent visitors.

When you control no permanents other than The Cheese Stands Alone and have no cards in hand, you win the game.

Instant | CMC: 3 | Mana Cost:

Creatures target player's team controls get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Due to some late-night partying, the chicken missed the group photo.

Creatures target player's team controls get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Sorcery | CMC: 2 | Mana Cost:

Roll a six-sided die. Strategy, Schmategy has the indicated effect.

1 — Do nothing.

2 — Destroy all artifacts.

3 — Destroy all lands.

4 — Strategy, Schmategy deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.

5 — Each player discards their hand and draws seven cards.

6 — Repeat this process two more times.

Roll a six-sided die. Strategy, Schmategy has the indicated effect.

1 — Do nothing.

2 — Destroy all artifacts.

3 — Destroy all lands.

4 — Strategy, Schmategy deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.

5 — Each player discards their hand and draws seven cards.

6 — Repeat this process two more times.

Enchantment | CMC: 3 | Mana Cost:

: Reveal a card in your hand, covering the artist credit. Target opponent guesses the artist. If they guess wrong, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.

"And the ignorant shall fall to the squirrels."—Chip 2:54

: Reveal a card in your hand, covering the artist credit. Target opponent guesses the artist. If they guess wrong, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.

Artifact | CMC: 4 | Mana Cost:

, , Sacrifice Spatula of the Ages: You may put a silver-bordered permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.

At last Urza's powers were focused through the incredible artifact. "Who wants pancakes?" he asked.

, , Sacrifice Spatula of the Ages: You may put a silver-bordered permanent card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Instant | CMC: 1 | Mana Cost:

Prevent the next 3 damage that would be dealt this turn to any number of targets, divided as you choose. If there are more people in the room of a different gender than you are as you cast this spell, prevent the next 6 damage this way instead.

Prevent the next 3 damage that would be dealt this turn to any number of targets, divided as you choose. If there are more people in the room of a different gender than you are as you cast this spell, prevent the next 6 damage this way instead.

Artifact Creature — Lobster | CMC: 4 | Mana Cost: | Power: 4 | Toughness: 3

Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.

Many take the lobster for granite.

Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.

Creature — Bird Spirit | CMC: 3 | Mana Cost: | Power: 1 | Toughness: 1

Flying

Whenever a creature dies, you may roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, sacrifice Poultrygeist. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on Poultrygeist.

Farmer Brown never ate eggs again.

Flying

Whenever a creature dies, you may roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, sacrifice Poultrygeist. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on Poultrygeist.

Artifact Creature — Cat | CMC: 4 | Mana Cost: | Power: 4 | Toughness: 3

Creatures named Rock Lobster can't attack or block.

The tiger is always quick to fold.

Creatures named Rock Lobster can't attack or block.

Sorcery | CMC: 1 | Mana Cost:

Your team may sacrifice any number of creatures. For each creature sacrificed this way, you add .

"Lucy, you've got some spleenin' to do."

Your team may sacrifice any number of creatures. For each creature sacrificed this way, you add .

Sorcery | CMC: 7 | Mana Cost:

Ban a card other than a basic land card for the rest of the match. (All cards with that name in any zone or sideboard are removed from the match.)

Few understand the DCI's rigorous decision-making process.

Ban a card other than a basic land card for the rest of the match. (All cards with that name in any zone or sideboard are removed from the match.)

Sorcery | CMC: 5 | Mana Cost:

Choose a land type. Exile all lands you control of that type. Drop those cards, one at a time, onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot. Destroy each permanent completely covered by those cards. Then return the cards you dropped to the battlefield tapped.

Choose a land type. Exile all lands you control of that type. Drop those cards, one at a time, onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot. Destroy each permanent completely covered by those cards. Then return the cards you dropped to the battlefield tapped.

Creature — Knight | CMC: 2 | Mana Cost: | Power: 2 | Toughness: 2

First strike

}}, Do the Hokey Pokey: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to Knight of the Hokey Pokey this turn. <i>(To do the Hokey Pokey, choose an arm, a leg, or your whole self and put it in. Put it out. Put it in. Shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey Turn yourself around.)</i>

That's what it's all about.

First strike

}}, Do the Hokey Pokey: Prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to Knight of the Hokey Pokey this turn. <i>(To do the Hokey Pokey, choose an arm, a leg, or your whole self and put it in. Put it out. Put it in. Shake it all about. You do the Hokey Pokey Turn yourself around.)</i>

Creature — Imp | CMC: 3 | Mana Cost: | Power: 0 | Toughness: 0

Flying

As Jumbo Imp enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Jumbo Imp enters the battlefield with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result.

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die and put a number of +1/+1 counters on Jumbo Imp equal to the result.

At the beginning of your end step, roll a six-sided die and remove a number of +1/+1 counters from Jumbo Imp equal to the result.

Flying

As Jumbo Imp enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Jumbo Imp enters the battlefield with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result.

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die and put a number of +1/+1 counters on Jumbo Imp equal to the result.

At the beginning of your end step, roll a six-sided die and remove a number of +1/+1 counters from Jumbo Imp equal to the result.

Creature — Demon | CMC: 9 | Mana Cost: | Power: 7 | Toughness: 7

Flying, first strike

}}, Reveal Infernal Spawn of Evil from your hand, Say "It's coming": Infernal Spawn of Evil deals 1 damage to target opponent or planeswalker. Activate this ability only during your upkeep and only once each turn.

Flying, first strike

}}, Reveal Infernal Spawn of Evil from your hand, Say "It's coming": Infernal Spawn of Evil deals 1 damage to target opponent or planeswalker. Activate this ability only during your upkeep and only once each turn.

Instant | CMC: 2 | Mana Cost:

Roll a six-sided die. Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.

MORE TO LOVE: Friendly, nature-loving, Bunyonesque SEM seeks SEF looking for a huge commitment. . . . seeks atog prince

Roll a six-sided die. Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result.

Instant | CMC: 1 | Mana Cost:

Roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, Goblin Tutor has no effect. Otherwise, search your library for the indicated card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.

2 — A card named Goblin Tutor

3 — An enchantment

4 — An artifact

5 — A creature

6 — An instant or sorcery

Roll a six-sided die. If you roll a 1, Goblin Tutor has no effect. Otherwise, search your library for the indicated card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle your library.

2 — A card named Goblin Tutor

3 — An enchantment

4 — An artifact

5 — A creature

6 — An instant or sorcery

Creature — Squirrel Advisor | CMC: 6 | Mana Cost: | Power: 4 | Toughness: 4

Squirrellink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to create that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.)

Creature tokens you control are Squirrels in addition to their other creature types.

Other Squirrels you control get +1/+1.

Squirrellink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to create that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.)

Creature tokens you control are Squirrels in addition to their other creature types.

Other Squirrels you control get +1/+1.

Artifact | CMC: 4 | Mana Cost:

, : Move a counter from one permanent onto another. If the second permanent refers to any kind of counter, the moved counter becomes one of those counters. Otherwise, it becomes a +1/+1 counter.

Only a villain would unleash a giant fan on anyone!

, : Move a counter from one permanent onto another. If the second permanent refers to any kind of counter, the moved counter becomes one of those counters. Otherwise, it becomes a +1/+1 counter.

Creature — Ogre | CMC: 1 | Mana Cost: | Power: 2 | Toughness: 2

When Ghazbán Ogress enters the battlefield, if one player has won more Magic games that day than any other player, that player gains control of Ghazbán Ogress.

When Ghazbán Ogress enters the battlefield, if one player has won more Magic games that day than any other player, that player gains control of Ghazbán Ogress.

Host Creature — Beaver | CMC: 3 | Mana Cost: | Power: 3 | Toughness: 2

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may untap target permanent.

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may untap target permanent.

Instant | CMC: 1 | Mana Cost:

Target player and each of that player's teammates exchange life totals.

Gimme five! (Or whatever you got.)

Target player and each of that player's teammates exchange life totals.

Sorcery | CMC: 3 | Mana Cost:

Exile all lands. Give each player a number of those cards chosen at random equal to the number of those cards the player controlled. Each player returns those cards to the battlefield under their control.

Exile all lands. Give each player a number of those cards chosen at random equal to the number of those cards the player controlled. Each player returns those cards to the battlefield under their control.

Artifact — Contraption | CMC: 0

Whenever you crank Duplication Device, until end of turn, target creature becomes a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.

Whenever you crank Duplication Device, until end of turn, target creature becomes a copy of any creature on the battlefield, except it's an artifact in addition to its other types.

Creature — Bird | CMC: 4 | Mana Cost: | Power: 3 | Toughness: 3

: Roll two six-sided dice. If both results are the same, Free-Range Chicken gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is that result. If the total of those results is equal to any other total you have rolled this turn for this ability, sacrifice it. (For example, if you roll two 3s, it gets +3/+3. If you roll a 4 and a 2 for this ability later that turn, sacrifice it.)

: Roll two six-sided dice. If both results are the same, Free-Range Chicken gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is that result. If the total of those results is equal to any other total you have rolled this turn for this ability, sacrifice it. (For example, if you roll two 3s, it gets +3/+3. If you roll a 4 and a 2 for this ability later that turn, sacrifice it.)

Artifact — Contraption | CMC: 0

Whenever you crank Dual Doomsuits, each time a source you control would deal damage this turn, it deals double that damage instead.

Whenever you crank Dual Doomsuits, each time a source you control would deal damage this turn, it deals double that damage instead.

Enchantment | CMC: 4 | Mana Cost:

When Free-for-All enters the battlefield, exile all creatures face down.

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses a card exiled with Free-for-All at random and puts it onto the battlefield.

When Free-for-All leaves the battlefield, put all cards exiled with it into their owners' graveyards.

When Free-for-All enters the battlefield, exile all creatures face down.

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player chooses a card exiled with Free-for-All at random and puts it onto the battlefield.

When Free-for-All leaves the battlefield, put all cards exiled with it into their owners' graveyards.

Creature — Deer Bird Ape Druid | CMC: 3 | Mana Cost: | Power: 2 | Toughness: 2

: Add to your mana pool for each Crossbreed Labs watermark among permanents you control.

Others try to be the best in their class. She strives to be the best in her phylum.

: Add to your mana pool for each Crossbreed Labs watermark among permanents you control.

Legendary Creature | CMC: 4 | Mana Cost: | Power: 4 | Toughness: 4

Dr. Julius Jumblemorph is every creature type (even if this card isn't on the battlefield).

Whenever a host enters the battlefield under your control, you may search your library and/or graveyard for a card with augment and combine it with that host. If you search your library this way, shuffle it.

Dr. Julius Jumblemorph is every creature type (even if this card isn't on the battlefield).

Whenever a host enters the battlefield under your control, you may search your library and/or graveyard for a card with augment and combine it with that host. If you search your library this way, shuffle it.

Artifact Creature — Cyborg Angel | CMC: 6 | Mana Cost: | Power: 4 | Toughness: 4

Flying

Whenever Do-It-Yourself Seraph attacks, you may search your library for an artifact card, exile it, then shuffle your library.

Do-It-Yourself Seraph has the text box of each card exiled with Do-It-Yourself Seraph in addition to its own.

Flying

Whenever Do-It-Yourself Seraph attacks, you may search your library for an artifact card, exile it, then shuffle your library.

Do-It-Yourself Seraph has the text box of each card exiled with Do-It-Yourself Seraph in addition to its own.

Artifact — Contraption | CMC: 0

Whenever you crank Dogsnail Engine, target player gains life equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.

Whenever you crank Dogsnail Engine, target player gains life equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.

Creature — Elves | CMC: 4 | Mana Cost: | Power: * | Toughness: *

As Elvish Impersonators enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes the second result.

"Uh-hunh."

As Elvish Impersonators enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die twice. Its base power becomes the first result and its base toughness becomes the second result.

Artifact — Contraption | CMC: 0

Whenever you crank Division Table, target player loses 2 life.

Whenever you crank Division Table, target player loses 2 life.

Instant | CMC: 5 | Mana Cost:

Choose another player. You draw two cards. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you draw two cards.

"But next time we meet, . . ."

Choose another player. You draw two cards. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you draw two cards.

Sorcery | CMC: 5 | Mana Cost:

Choose another player. Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

The wizard exclaimed, "I'm no chicken . . . ."

Choose another player. Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Artifact — Contraption | CMC: 0

Whenever you crank Dispatch Dispensary, create a 2/2 black Rogue creature token with menace.

Whenever you crank Dispatch Dispensary, create a 2/2 black Rogue creature token with menace.

Host Creature — Rat | CMC: 2 | Mana Cost: | Power: 1 | Toughness: 1

When this creature enters the battlefield,

target opponent discards a card.

When this creature enters the battlefield,

target opponent discards a card.

Sorcery | CMC: 5 | Mana Cost:

Choose another player. Double Deal deals 3 damage to that player. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, Double Deal deals 3 damage to the player.

"I'm facing defeat, . . ."

Choose another player. Double Deal deals 3 damage to that player. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, Double Deal deals 3 damage to the player.

Artifact — Contraption | CMC: 0

Whenever you crank Dictation Quillograph, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card."

Whenever you crank Dictation Quillograph, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card."

Enchantment | CMC: 4 | Mana Cost:

Whenever a player casts a spell without asking your permission while casting it, counter that spell.

When a player asks you permission to cast a spell and you refuse, counter that spell and sacrifice Common Courtesy.

"You didn't say the Magic word."

Whenever a player casts a spell without asking your permission while casting it, counter that spell.

When a player asks you permission to cast a spell and you refuse, counter that spell and sacrifice Common Courtesy.

Artifact Creature — Bird | CMC: 3 | Mana Cost: | Power: 1 | Toughness: 1

Flying

, Throw Clay Pigeon into the air at least two feet above your head while seated: If you catch Clay Pigeon with one hand, prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to you this turn and tap Clay Pigeon. Otherwise, sacrifice it.

Flying

, Throw Clay Pigeon into the air at least two feet above your head while seated: If you catch Clay Pigeon with one hand, prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to you this turn and tap Clay Pigeon. Otherwise, sacrifice it.

Creature — Clamfolk | CMC: 3 | Mana Cost: | Power: 2 | Toughness: 2

If you roll a 3 on a six-sided die, you may reroll that die.

The Clams down in Clamville

All scootered and skittled—

"The three is no more!"

The Clam fiddler fiddled.

If you roll a 3 on a six-sided die, you may reroll that die.

Creature — Human Spy | CMC: 3 | Mana Cost: | Power: 2 | Toughness: 1

Defective Detective can't be blocked.

When Defective Detective enters the battlefield, a person outside the game looks at target opponent's hand and chooses a card from it. That player reveals that card.

Nothing gets by her . . . except the evidence, the motive, and the culprit.

Defective Detective can't be blocked.

When Defective Detective enters the battlefield, a person outside the game looks at target opponent's hand and chooses a card from it. That player reveals that card.

Creature — Clamfolk | CMC: 4 | Mana Cost: | Power: 4 | Toughness: 4

Whenever Clambassadors deals damage to a player, choose an artifact, creature, or land you control. That player gains control of that permanent.

"Sorry we shelled your village—here's some gold."

Whenever Clambassadors deals damage to a player, choose an artifact, creature, or land you control. That player gains control of that permanent.